Title:  FOREVER 21/21

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Rating:  GP

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  I own them, in my mind at least   ^__^v

Summary:  How can you express your love for someone who considers you as his best friend?

Chapter 1 // Chapter 2 // Chapter 3 // Chapter 4 // Chapter 5 // Chapter 6 // Chapter 7 // Chapter 8 // Chapter 9 // Chapter 10 // Chapter 11 // Chapter 12 // Chapter 13 // Chapter 14 // Chapter 15 // Chapter 16 // Chapter 17 // Chapter 18 // Chapter 19 // Chapter 20 // Chapter 21 (Owari)

Title: BAKA 13/13

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Rating:  GP

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  I don’t own them because Jin and Kame belongs to each other ^___^v

Summary:  Sometimes the person you need is just beside you

Chapter 1 // Chapter 2 // Chapter 3 // Chapter 4 // Chapter 5 // Chapter 6 // Chapter 7 // Chapter 8 // Chapter 9 // Chapter 10 // Chapter 11 // Chapter 12 // Chapter 13 (owari)

Title:  Cowboy 10a/?

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v

Summary:  He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him

Note: an update, atleast it’s not 2 months…hehehe  ^^0v

 
 

Chapter 10

“Ren is not my son”   

“What do you mean?”

“Ren is not mine” Jin answered

“Don’t say things like that” Kame reprimanded “Ren might hear you”

“But it’s true” Jin insisted

“Then who is Ren’s father?” Kame asks

“Me” Jin answered automatically

“Akanishi you are making me stupid just like you” Kame said exasperated

“Well technically I am his father but biologically I’m not” Jin vaguely explains

“Huh?”

“Well I found him” Jin said

“Found him?” Kame repeated

“Yes I found him in front of my house one morning?” Jin said seriously

“He was abandoned”

“Yes Peepee”

“Why in front of your house?”

“I have no idea Kazu” Jin shrugs

Kame once again feels a warm glow inside his chest knowing that Jin took in an abandoned baby and raised the child as his own but at the same time jealousy takes in

“Or maybe he’s really your son from one of your past girlfriends” Kame accuses

“That’s impossible” Jin denies

“How is it impossible?” Kame raises an eyebrow

“Because I am really careful”

“Even though you are very careful, things still happen Akanishi”

“But when I am with them I like to wear the raincoat” Jin’s eyes sparkled in amusement

“You mean it’s always raining when you’re on a date?”

“No the RAINCOAT” Jin emphasizes

“What RAINCOAT?” Kame imitated how the other man said the word

“You know sometimes its dotted” Jin smirks

“Your raincoats have designs?”

“Yes”

“Raincoats with design”

“It can also be contoured”

“Huh?”

“Or ribbed”

Jin is having so much fun watching the changing expressions in the younger man’s face

“Dotted, ribbed and contoured?”

“Correct”

“I think you are lying” Kame accuses when he still cannot get it

“No I’m not” Jin said seriously “I do wear raincoats”

“But is there a raincoat that is ribbed, dotted or contoured?”

“Yes” Jin is now grinning from ear to ear

“Are you sure?”

“Yes” Jin cannot contain his mirth “Sometimes they are even glow in the dark ones Peepee”

“Where did I hear that glow in the dark thing” Kame asks himself aloud

Jin snorted in which Kame threw him a dirty look

“Sorry” Jin apologizes

“I’m thinking so shut it” Kame reprimanded “Glow in the dark, glow in the dark …”

Jin is now grinning like an idiot when Kame still doesn’t get it, Jin watches the other man’s expression as the other finally got it

“YOU PERVERT” Kame exclaims

“What?” Jin said innocently

“You were talking about condoms” Kame said

“You were so slow Kame” Jin rolled his eyes “Your name indeed suits you Turtle”

“And you are a pervert through and trough”

“What’s so perverted about that?”

“What’s so perverted about that you asks” Kame mimics

“I am just saying that I use condoms when I was with my past girlfriends”

“Over share Akanishi, over share”

“That’s not over share”

“You think so?” Kame raises an eyebrow “Telling me the types of condoms you use is definitely considered an over share”

“Not”

“Yes”

“This is over share” Jin wants the other man to blush “I love it when I use condoms like .001 thin, barely there thin, super thin, ultra thin but on you I will not use ANY-THIN”

“WHAT?” Kame said shocked

“IT WOULD JUST BE THE NAKED ME”” Jin puffs his chest out while pointing at it

“The hell Akanishi” Kame exclaims “Are you flirting with me?”

“Yes”

“Then stop” Kame reprimanded “It’s disgusting”

“Nothing is disgusting in love” Jin said sappily

“Who says we are talking about love here?” Kame asks

“Then what are we talking about”

“You, who might fathered Ren with one of your girlfriends” Kame reminded

“I told you I am not the father” Jin said

“How did you prove that?”

“Well we did a paternity test and it doesn’t match” Jin shares

“Oh”

“But since Ren was left in my care I have to claim him as mine Peepee”

Kame couldn’t believe that a playboy like Jin would claim an unknown baby as his own and reluctantly his admiration for the other man rose a little but the other’s next callous remark brought it all crashing down

“Are you going to cry Peepee?” Jin pokes Kame’s cheeks

“Why would I cry?” Kame swats the others hand away

“Because you suddenly have a soft look in your face Kazu”

Jin cups the other’s warm cheeks with his hands

“I don’t cry Akanishi” Kame utters

“You don’t?”

“I don’t” Kame confirms

“Even if your most cherished toy was taken from you?”

“What am I? A kid?” Kame huffs “No”

“What if …” Jin started

“No Akanishi, whatever you can think off, I don’t cry” Kame rebuffs

“Ha” Jin scoffs “Are you sure on that?” Jin challenges

“Yes”

“How about this, what if your thingy got smashed in between the door and the doorframe Peepee?”

“And what is my thingy doing in between the door and the doorframe Akanishi?”

“It’s hanging out” Jin said maliciously “Getting a breath of fresh air”

“That would never happen” Kame said with certainty

“Okay that might be far off” Jin conceded “But what if a finger suddenly was inserted in your butthole Peepee?”

“Who would do something like that Akanishi?” Kame retorted

Jin instead of answering the others question flexes his index finger and wiggles it

“You …” Kame slowly backs away

“I can even chose my weapon Peepee” Jin informs

“Weapon?” Kame’s hand unconsciously covering his ass

“Let me introduce you to the family Kazu”

“What family Akanishi?”

“This one is Index-san” Jin wiggles again the finger “Just the right size”

“Index-san” Kame repeated

“Yes and this one is Thumb-san” Jin wiggled the finger “Short and stout but you know …”

Jin leers adding effect to his introduction

“Uhm …”

“This one is Ring-finger-san, he wants to be committed”

“Akanishi”

 “This one is Pinky-san, this is not good because you will barely feel him” Jin continues “But can easily slip into small holes”

“You …” Kame’s voice wavers in nervousness

“And the best weapon of all is Middle finger-san, big enough Peepee to make his presence known in tight places” Jin said with a sadistic smile

“You pervert” Kame said haltingly

“Not overly much” Jin denies happily “So what do you chose?”

“I chose punch-san” Kame fisted his hand to threaten the other man

“Punch-san?” Jin frowns

“Yes definitely punch-san” Kame flexes his knuckles

“Okay if that’s what you want” Jin also fisted his hand and looked thoughtful

“What …?” Kame asks

“Hmm?” Jin mumbles

“What are you doing?”

“But this is too big to go inside a small hole Peepee” Jin said still examining his hand

“What do you mean?” Kame couldn’t follow what the other man is saying

“You said you want fist-san to go inside you” Jin said with a devilish sparkle in his eyes

“BAKA” Kame shouted “How can that fit in there?”

“With patience and a lot of coaxing” Jin explains

“That’s impossible” Kame said unbelievingly

“I could also sing Close, Open, Close, Open to coax it even more”

“That will not go inside me” Kame is now pressing himself against the wall

“I know this will hurt but you requested for fist-san” Jin tries to explain

“I did not”

“I gave you the choices from the finger family but you would rather have fist-san in the end”

“I was threatening you Akanishi” Kame utters

“And I was giving you your choices” Jin said seriously but Kame could still se the sparkle in the other’s eyes

“Why are you so perverted Akanishi Jin?” Kame asks

“Because you are here Kamenashi Kazuya” Jin promptly replied

“Do I always need to watch what I say to you all the time?” Kame said

“No unless you will them me that you like me or even love me, I would gladly welcome them Peepee”

Jin wore an expectant look on his face waiting for the other to do what he had just said

“Akanishi …”

Their bickering was interrupted when Ren entered the living room again and shouting at the top of his voice

“DADDY”

Kame was definitely glad of the intrusion because he doesn’t know if Jin would really something like that to him but at the same time he couldn’t deny that what the other man suggested excites him

“Kamenashi Kazuya you’re an even worse pervert that Akanishi” Kame berated himself

“Yes brat?” Jin inquires

“Uncle Reio is already back” Ren informs “So we can already eat”

“But I am already about to eat” Jin said playfully

“You are?” Ren asks

“Yes” Jin nods “And it’s such a special dish”

Ren got really curious and so did Kame

“What are you going to eat daddy” Ren prods

“It’s a secret”

Jin answered and at the same time threw an intense gaze at Kame that made the younger man shiver in response

“You won’t tell me?” Ren prodded

“Nope”

“Kame nii-chan isn’t my daddy such a pig?” Ren asks for back-up “He doesn’t want to share”

Kame’s cheeks are burning from the intense gaze that he receiving from the older man and he tried to ignore it as he focuses his attention at the child

“Yes he is such a pig, that’s why he is fat” Kame insulted

“Daddy Kame-niichan said that you are fat pig, crazy, incredibly stupid and a lousy kisser” Ren added

“HEY” Kame protested

Kame is astounded that a three your old boy could come up so much insult from what he had just said

“He told all those things?” Jin asks pretending he didn’t hear what Kame actually said

“Yes and Kame nii-chan said that you’re really a terrible kisser” Ren pretended to whispers but Kame could still hear the child

“Then we must change his opinion then?” Jin asks permission from Ren

“Yes you go daddy” Ren cheers

“Akanishi I know you are incredibly stupid for a fat pig but I do not know if you are a lousy kisser” Kame said finally

“Then it’s time for you to know” Jin utters

“Not interested” Kame reputed

“Come on Peepee I need to prove to my son that I am not a lousy kisser” Jin said

“There’s nothing to prove”

“Think of my reputation here Kazu” Jin pleaded

“I don’t care about your reputation” Kame said uncaringly

“You should be” Jin contradicted “As my future partner you need to be aware of these things”

Kame sputtered at that and he opened his mouth to put the other man in his place but a happy voice chirps

“I am going to have a mommy” Ren once again cheers

Kame groans in response, he couldn’t believe that the older man would say a such a thing in front of the child who he had trouble convincing earlier that he wasn’t going to be his new mommy

“Akanishi” Kame glares

“What?” Jin asks

“Watch your mouth” Kame warns

“I would like to watch my mouth on you” Jin flirted

“You’re a stupid, stupid man” Kame said angrily

Seeing the younger man ready to explode and his main target is himself, Jin reacts quickly and made Ren his accomplice

“Brat please give Peepee a hug” Jin urges

“Why?” Ren asks

“Because I can’t hug him right now” Jin explain

“Why not daddy?”

“Because I don’t want to end up with two broken arms”

“But what if I end up with broken arms?” Ren asks worriedly

“It’s okay mommy loves you” Jin reassures

Kame barely holds himself in check, he wanted to attack the other man right there and then but he doesn’t really want to do it in front of the child

“Okay” Ren agrees and then turns to Kame “Remember Kame nii-chan that you like me”

“Why?” Kame asks

“Because I don’t want to die” Ren said apprehensively

“Die?”

“You’re not going to kill someone you like right?”

“Of course not” Kame opens his arms and urges the small kid to approach him

“How about daddy?” Ren finally approaches and hugs Kame

“That’s another story” Kame returns the hug

Kame saw Jin grinning like and idiot and puckering his lips at him which made him stuck his middle finger at the other man behind Ren’s back

“Oww, Kazu really likes me”

Jin sighs and pretended that Kame is giving him flying kisses while catching them and then smacking them in his own lips

“PERVERT” Kame mouths

“I know” Jin mimics

“Come on let’s eat, I’m already hungry” Ren urges

“Let’s go Peepee” Jin seconded

**********

Kame met Jin’s brother when they were already seated at the dinner table, he also learned that Reio is almost at the same age as he is and already married

“So where is your wife?” Kame asks Reio

“Well her shift is not finished yet so she might be a little late” Reio answered

“Her shift?”

“Yes she works as a nurse at the local hospital”

“Oh she is a nurse” Kame said excited “While I am a …”

Kame was cut short when Jin butted in the conversation and feeling left out

“Peepee why don’t you eat first” Jin said annoyed

Ignoring Jin, Kame continues to talk to Reio

“And what do you do?” Kame asks

“We have a farm here that needs tending” Reio answered simply

“Wow a farm” Kame exclaims impresses

“I AM RUNNING A RANCH” Jin butted in again loudly

“Do I care?” Kame said haughtily

“Kazu you are so mean” Jin whines

“Kame nii-chan you are so mean to daddy” Ren also whines

Even though Kame already knows that Ren is not really Jin’s son, he could help but compare the two

“Like father, like son” Kame commented

A comment which suits Ren very much and made his smile brighter

“I really want to be like daddy so that when I grow up I could also take home someone like Kame nii-chan”

Kame burst into laughter at how cute the things Ren says

“Take home someone like me?” Kame repeated

“Yes” Ren nods eagerly “Or Kame nii-chan could you just wait for me”

“Wait for you for what?” Kame’s voice is laced with laughter

“To grow up”

“For what?”

“So that I could marry you” Ren confesses

Kame once again burs into laughter at the proposal but it fails in comparison to Jin’s shout of protest

“OI BRAT NO ONE CAN PROPOSE TO PEEPEE ASIDE FROM ME”

“He is not yours daddy” Ren complains

“He is mine” Jin argued

Kame just listens as the two argues like they are the same age

“He is not”

“Yes he is”

“But Kame nii-chan already said that he is not your boyfriend”

“He is lying” Jin answered

“Not”

“Yes”

It was Reio who put a stop to the escalating argument between father and son

“Stop”

Both Jin and Ren has a stubborn look at their faces not willing the other one to win

“Ren you cannot marry Kazuya” Reio stated “Because when you grow up he will be an old ugly man”

Kame slightly bristled at the light insult but didn’t protest much

“HAH” Jin said childishly scoffs

“And you Jin sit in a corner” Reio ordered

Jin was about to stand up to follow the order when he realize that he was being punished

“HEY” Jin protested

Kame and Reio was sporting a similar grin when Jin realize what he was about to do

“Why am I being punished?” Jin benevolently asks

“Can’t think of why” Reio answered

“Hey you I am older than you” Jin said menacingly to Reio

“In age but not in mental growth” Reio insulted

“Ha, you are very funny little brother” Jin said sarcastically “There’s no need for a punishment”

“Jin you were arguing with a three year old” Kame quips

“Not really, we are just negotiating who will get you” Jin answered

“And the answer for that one is NO ONE” Kame said firmly

“Okay daddy” Ren joins the conversation

“Okay what brat?” Jin asks

“You can have Kame nii-chan for yourself” Ren gives way

“That’s my son” Jin ruffles the child’s hair

Kame would like to argue on that point but he realize that he wouldn’t win with Jin’s illogical logic so he just stayed silent and ate his food, the sooner he finishes, the sooner he can get out there and stay away from Jin’s overwhelmingly annoying presence

“What time are we going back to the ranch Akanishi?”

Ask soon as he asked that question to the other man, Kame heard a loud thunder followed by rain

“It depends” Jin said simply

“On what?”

“On the weather?” Jin said again not elaborating

“What does the weather have to do with us going back to the ranch?”

“Peepee I don’t know if you were daydreaming or blind while we were coming here” Jin said exasperated “Didn’t you see the road?”

“I saw everything” Kame answered promptly

“Then if you did then you’ve noticed that with this kind of rain the roads are going to be flooded”

“This is just a little rain” Kame said

“Sure Kazuya?”

“Yap”

But Kame was proven wrong when the rain came harder accompanied by loud thunder and a bolt of lightning

“Mother nature doesn’t seem to agree with you Peepee” Jin chided

“I’m sure it will immediately pass” Kame said pessimistically

“Then let’s wait and see, nee” Jin cocks his head on the side

To divert himself from worrying too much about getting home, Kame turns to Reio who had been quiet during the exchange

“How about your wife? Is she going to be okay?” Kame asks

“Don’t worry her shift ended an hour ago and she would reach here without any hassle” Reio answered calmly

“Then if Akanishi and I went now, we could still make it back to the ranch” Kame said hopefully

“Nope” Jin answered right away

“But …”

“I am still celebrating my birthday and I want to eat leisurely”

 To prove his point Jin slowly lifted his fork and plays with his food

“Bastard” Kame swears silently

“I heard that” Jin said

“Then there’s no need for me to repeat it again” Kame snaps

“If you do repeat it again I will wash your mouth with soap” Jin glares

“You don’t frighten me Akanishi” Kame said bravely

“Then you don’t know me Peepee” Jin smirks

Kame and Jin exchange glares across the table in which Reio and Ren find highly amusing

“Now, now kids settle down” Reio intervened once again “We’re eating”

“Sorry” Kame apologizes

Jin smirks at Kame’s apology in which Kame answered by sticking his tongue out to the older man

“Daddy why does Kame nii-chan calls you Akanishi?” Ren asks defusing the tension

“Let’s ask him”

( this is way please )

Title:  Cowboy 10b/?

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v

Summary:  He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him

Note: an update, atleast it’s not 2 months…hehehe  ^^0v

“So Peepee why do always call me Akanishi?” Jin asks

“Well …” Kame started uncertainly

“Daddy it’s like he is your teacher” Ren chirps in

“Yeah I feel like I am a student being called Akanishi everytime” Jin seconded

“It’s like daddy the teacher is saying, Akanishi don’t sleep in my class” Ren added

“More like, Akanishi don’t stare at me too much” Jin replied

“Akanishi stop being stupid” Ren was really getting into the teacher thing

“Hey your daddy is the brightest in our class” Jin pretended that he is insulted

“How many students in your class daddy? Only you?” Ren innocently asks

“You brat” Jin pretends to choke the child beside him “I thought we are ganging up against Peepee-sensei”

“Sorry daddy I got carried away” Ren apologizes

Jin continued to tickle Ren a few more minutes before he stopped and ruffled the child’s hair, the endearing scene was interrupted when Reio once again speaks

“I think Kame you would be able to return to the ranch today” Reio utters and inclined his head outside “With this kind of rain it would be dangerous trying to get back”

“That’s why Kazuya you will be staying overnight here” Jin said happily

“Can you read me a bedtime story?” Ren requested

With the current situation Kame couldn’t do anything but nod in agreement and mentally slaughtering Jin for his present predicament

“Peepee we’re going to have a lot of fun” Jin’s eyes glimmers with mischief

Kame was about to put the other man in his place but he was stopped by his phone ringing

“Excuse me”

“Go ahead” Reio answered

Kame threw a dirty look at Jin before leaving the room

“Hello”

“Hello Kame”

“Maru is that you?” Kame asks uncertainly

“Yes” Maru answered

“Why are you calling?” Kame asks “Is there an emergency with one of my patients?”

“Nothing like that” Maru answered

“Awww” Kame gushes “My papa is worried about me”

“Baka”

“Papa Maru you are concerned about me?” Kame teases “How about Mama Ueda?”

“He’s standing here beside me, wait a minute I’ll pass the phone to him”

Kame heard the sound of the phone being handed to Ueda

“Hi Mama Ueda” he greeted

“You and your sassy attitude Kame” Ueda sighs

“And you and your awful vacation plan Tat-chan?” Kame retaliated

“Why what’s wrong? It’s a nice ranch”

“Yeah the ranch is okay”

“See, you just need to get used to your surroundings first” Ueda advises

“It’s not the ranch but the people staying there”

“Why what happened?” Ueda asks lightly “Or are you being a drama queen again?”

“I am not a drama queen” Kame denies

“That’s debatable” Ueda said

“He’s definitely a drama queen”

Kame heard Maru said that in the background

“I AM NOT” Kame’s voice slightly rises

“Don’t want to argue” Ueda utters “We are the one paying the phone bill here”

“Sure I won’t make a fuss” Kame started

“That’s great” Ueda encourages

“WHEN A MAN WANTS TO MOLEST ME”

Kame is already shouting by the time he finished talking and he heard Maru asks in the background

“IS OUR KAME TURNING REBELLIOUS?”

“No” Ueda answered calmly

“Then what?” Maru asks in concern

“HE TURNED TO MEN” Ueda quips

Kame wants to smash his head against the nearest wall at what Ueda had said

“You guys are not taking me seriously” Kame complains and he heard a button being pressed

“I knew it” Maru “This vacation is great for you”

“We are now on loudspeaker” Ueda informs “The monkey with an elephant’s nose here beside me keeps on pulling my hand to talk to you”

“Hey” Maru reacted

“Can you guys please focus on me and my dilemma right now” Kame requested

“We’re all ears” Ueda said

“Tell us about your boyfriend Kame-chan” Maru encourages

“He is not my boyfriend” Kame denies

“So you say” Ueda agrees “But what is his name?”

“His name is Akanishi Jin”

“Sounds like a really manly name” Maru utters

“Yeah so manly that he keeps on molesting me” Kame complains

“He already harassed you?” Maru repeated shocked

“Yes”

“When?” Maru is the one doing all the asking

“Well, when I got off the train and went to the toilet to puke, that’s the first one” Kame recalls

“He molested you in the public toilet?” Maru asks

“Yes” Kame answered simply

“That’s kinky Kame” Ueda said calmly

“What do you mean kinky Tat-chan?” Kame is aghast that his friend is not a little bit shocked

“You know doing that in public” Ueda explains

“We didn’t DO it”

“But you said …”

“You have a weird grasp on things” Kame insulted

“Maybe that’s just one time” Maru reflects

“No, the second time was when I was in the toilet, in my room, in the ranch” Kame counted

“Wow toilet again” Ueda exclaims “Maru maybe we should also try it out in the toilet”

Kame thumps his forehead in exasperation

“For crying out loud Akanishi Jin is a man,”

“Nakamaru Yuuichi is a man” Ueda retaliated

“Ow that’s sweet of you Uedidams” Maru gushes affectionately and Kame shudders

“Basically you are a man but your nose is like an alien Maruchams” Ueda insulted

“Guys stop with the love names it makes my skin crawl” Kame mutters

“Baka” both Ueda and Maru said

“So first my molester is a man and second he was already touching my body” Kame counted

“Maybe It was love at first touch”

Maru’s voice shakes a little and Kame’s not sure if he heard Ueda let out a suppressed giggle

“Love at first touch? There is no such thing” Kame argues

Maru clears his throat “There is”

“Huh?”

His puzzlement was answered by silence in the other line

“Hello?” Kame said thinking the line got disconnected

Silence

“Are you guys still there” Kame checks

 “Yes” It was Ueda who finally answered

“I think there something that you were not telling me” Kame said suspiciously “Out with it Mama Ueda, Papa Maru”

There was much arguing on the other line between the two

“You tell him”

“No, you tell him”

“No”

“No”

Kame is quite fascinated how his two friends are arguing and then there voices become muffled

“Guys …”

“Okay, okay” Maru sighs defeated

“What was that about Maru?”

“I’ll tell you because Ueda said he wouldn’t play with my Maru-nichi for a week if I don’t”

“Huh? Maru what?” Kame didn’t get it

“Never mind that, well it’s about the love at first touch thing” Maru’s voice is tinged with embarrassment

“Yeah”

“It happens”

“It does?” Kame said astounded

“Do you know how Ueda and I got together?”

“I don’t think you’ve guys told me, you’re already a couple when I met you” Kame recalls

“Okay so I will tell you how and this would be the last time”

“Sure” Kame readily agrees

“It was Ueda who made the first move” Maru started

“Really?”

“Yeah, we were just normal classmates at first” Maru’s voice becomes fainter “We don’t even have the same friends, it’s just that I started to get curious because Ueda is always quiet and brooding but remains at the top of the class”

Maru clears his throat and his voice is much stronger this time

“I found myself suddenly following his every move and that’s when I found out that he is always looking at me” Maru said with smugness

“Hah” Ueda scoffs but not interrupting

“I thought at first it’s just a one time thing but I can feel that he was watching me and I become really self-conscious, so when I couldn’t help it anymore I decided to talk to him”

“He gave me a love letter” Ueda butted in

“It was not a love letter” Maru rushes “It was just a note”

“And where did you place it?” Ueda asks

“In your shoe locker” Maru answers

“That time when you receive a note in shoe locker it might as well be a love letter” Ueda clarifies

“Well I can’t just hand it to you in person” Maru justifies “I AM A SHY BOY”

“Then what happened” Kame asks

“I asked Ueda to meet me at the back of the building and when I arrived there, he was already waiting for me”

“You were half an hour late” Ueda pointed out “And you were the one who asked me to meet you there”

“Well I forgot that I have cleaning duties that day” Maru excuses “Well Ueda was standing there all aloof and haughty but he didn’t stopped staring at me and no one spoke for maybe about ten minutes”

“Yap” Ueda confirms

“Then suddenly like a flash of lightning he was already in front of me”

“I was walking pretty normally while you just looked dazed and ready to pass out that’s why you didn’t notice me walking towards you” Ueda corrected

“Then he only said three words” Maru continues

“Three words?” Kame repeated

“Yes”

“I love you?” Kame asks

“No worst” Maru said

“Huh?”

“He only said LET ME CHECK”

“Let me check what?” Kame inquires getting lost

“I was about to ask him that when I felt a hand squeezing my crotch” Maru almost groans

“You’re a pervert Tat-chan” Kame gurgles in laughter

“Hey I did say let me check” Ueda explains

“And why were you fondling him” Kame added

“I need to know the actual size by touching him and not just sizing him up” Ueda informs like he’s talking about the weather

“Yes that’s the reason he was always looking at me because he was sizing up and wandering how big my Maru-nichi is” Maru groans

“Why Maru-nichi?” Kame asks in between in laughter

“Ask Ueda he was the one who named it”

“Well it’s a cute name” Ueda justifies

“Tat-chan you are really a pervert touching him like that when you barely know him” Kame accuses

“There’s a perfectly sane explanation to all of that” Ueda said airily

“There is?” Kame gurgles in laughter

“Yes” Ueda nods “I will not love someone who is lacking in that department”

Maru groans louder and Kame doubled up in laughter

“So Maru-nichi is perfect?” Kame’s sides are hurting now from laughing too much

“I’m a satisfied customer” Ueda confirms evilly

“So there I was being groped by a top student who I haven’t spoken to” Maru said indignantly

“And I was struck by love at first touch” Ueda declared

“You were only after Maru’s body” Kame accuses

“I’m not that shallow” Ueda denies “His my classmate, so I know a lot about him and I like what I saw”

“You mean the face with an elephant’s nose?”

“Including that” Ueda confirms “I think I have a large nose fetish”

“You are weird” Kame concludes

“He is” Maru seconded

“But did you right away become a couple?” Kame asks “After Tat-chan grabbed your Marunichi?”

“Of course not” It’s Maru who answered “I am not that easy”

“Yeah you really gave me a hard time” Ueda pipes

“What did you do Tat-chan?”

“Every time I meet him in school, I touch his Maru-nichi” Ueda honestly said

“I was really pissed at first but later on I find it interesting” Maru admitted reluctantly

“And for me, since I already found my love at first touch, I was really determined to get it and he gave in at the end” Ueda tone held a tinge of pride

“You guys have a funny love story” Kame pointed out

“So Kame love at first touch is true” Ueda concluded “And I think this Akanishi Jin has some feelings for you or else he won’t keep on touching you”

“What will I do” Kame asks helplessly

“Do you like him” Ueda asks directly

“I don’t know Tat-chan”

“What do you mean?”

“He annoys the hell out of me but every time he is near me I feel really excited and alive” Kame admitted

“Then you must first make sure of your feelings” Maru advices wisely “Because I did”

“I know” Kame sighs

“Where are you right now” Ueda

“Not in the ranch”

“Where?” Maru prods

“In Akanishi’s house” Kame answered

“WHAT?” Ueda and Maru shouted

“Why?” Kame was confused with his friend’s reaction

“Find some super glue” Maru said hurriedly

“Wear five pants” Ueda said weirdly

“Huh?” Kame now is totally confused

“Go get a thread” Maru instructed

“No, get a needle first” Ueda countered

“What for? Tat-chan, Maru?”

“SEW YOUR BUTTHOLE” Ueda and Maru chorused

“I will not do such a thing, you are both ridiculous”

“He is out to get you” Maru panics

“Of course not” Kame denies

“He already molested you a couple of times” Ueda pointed out

“That will not happen again” Kame said

“Why is that?” Maru said doubtfully

“He said he doesn’t swing that way” Kame informs

“We don’t believe that” Ueda contradicts “I’m telling you he is planning something”

“That’s too ridiculous” Kame said firmly “He will not be doing anything to me tonight because we might be staying in the same house but not in the same room”

Kame’s argument went down the drain when suddenly Jin’s loud voice announces

“PEEPEE WE ARE GOING TO SLEEP TOGETHER”

~~end of chapter~~

A/N: sorry for the super duper late update but RL really sucks right now…grrrrrr >.<

Title:  Cowboy 9a/?

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v

Summary:  He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him

Note: I’M BACK……  ^^0v

Chapter 9

“Again why am I here?”

Kame asks himself almost a hundred times

“It’s so stupid of me to come here just because it’s that baka’s birthday”

Kame lets out a loud sigh and waits for the other man to come back

“I’ll be out of here as soon I can” Kame promises himself

 Feeling bored that at being left alone, Kame leans back on the comfortable sofa and stares at the ceiling

“This is a great way to treat a guest” Kame complainingly mumbled to himself

A soft thud can be heard but Kame didn’t bulge from his position, just continuing to stare at nothing particular

“But then again I shouldn’t be here in the first place”

Kame lets out another loud sigh

“I will never go anywhere with Akanishi baka again” Kame said loudly

“It’s not good to call people names” a small voice pipes in

Kame promptly straightened on the sofa, hearing a small voice startled him so much

“Huh”

“I said it’s not nice to call people names” the voice repeated obligingly

 Kame followed the direction of the voice and spotted a small kid sitting opposite him in the couch

“Gomen” Kame apologizes

The kid didn’t respond to his apology but instead continued to stare at him

“Who is this kid?” Kame wonders to himself as he also stares at the boy

The boy suddenly stood up and walked directly in front of him in the couch

“Is there something wrong?” Kame curiously asks

But again his question was ignored, he was a little disoriented when the boy lifted his hands and touched his face

“You are very pretty” the boy declared

Kame was flustered and didn’t know how to respond to that

“Thank you?” Kame said uncertainly at the end

“No wonder daddy likes you” the whispered

“Daddy?” Kame repeated

But the boy went back to where he was sitting earlier

“I’m Ren” the boy introduces

“Hi Ren, I’m Kame” Kame said

“You’re really pretty Kame-chan” Ren repeated

“Thank you” Kame said once again “How old are you Ren?”

“I’m three” Ren held up three fingers to Kame

“You’re pretty tall for a three year old” Kame observes

Kame likes Ren immediately since he likes being around children

“It’s because my daddy is also tall” Ren said proudly

“Who is your daddy?” Kame asks

“It’s Akanishi” Ren shares the information

Kame got a shock, he didn’t expect that Jin would already have a small kid and the information sends a pang inside his heart

“Why I am feeling this way?” Kame rubs a hand in his chest

“Are you okay?’ Ren inquires

“Just fine” Kame answered

Kame doesn’t know why he was suddenly feeling all these and why he was so shocked with the information

“I didn’t know that he already have a kid” Kame can’t seem to get over that information but then he chided himself “

Baka, you don’t know anything else about Akanishi”

Kame could hear Ren chattering but he paid little attention to the small boy

“Is he already married?” Kame asks himself

Ren continues to blabber then the small boy said something that tore him away from his thoughts

“What? What did you say?” Kame asks

“You are not listening to me” Ren pouted

Ren’s pout reminded Kame of Jin’s

“I am” Kame lies and repeated his question “What did you say just now?”

“I asked if you are going to be my mommy” Ren repeated obligingly

“MOMMY?” Kame repeated dumbfounded

“Yes mommy” Ren nods several times

“Why?”

“You’re my daddy’s girlfriend” Ren said

“Girlfriend?” Kame wanted to laugh but he suppressed the urge so that he would not hurt Ren who seemed serious

“That’s the next step girlfriend then mommy” Ren said knowingly

Kame doesn’t know how to correct Ren and this is the first time he is lost for words

“I’m not his girlfriend” Kame said slowly

“He brought you here on his birthday so you are his girlfriend”

“I’m not”

“You are” Ren insisted

“No”

“Yes”

“Like father like son, both are too stubborn” Kame inwardly sighs

“You are my daddy’s girlfriend” Ren repeated

Kame has no other choice but to tell the truth to Ren

“I am not Akanishi’s girlfriend because I am also a guy” Kame informs gently

“You are not a girl” Ren exclaimed wide eyed

“Yes” Kame nodded seriously

“But you looks so pretty” Ren reasoned

“Uhm…” Kame bits his lips

“And your skin feels so smooth to touch” Ren added

“I am a guy” Kame repeated

Ren stares intently at Kame and Kame doesn’t know what he will do if the small would cry

“Ren …”

But instead of crying Ren’s face adopted a stubborn look

“Fine” Ren puffs

“I know you would understand” Kame cheers

“Fine you are not a girl but that you are my daddy’s girlfriend”

Kame wants to palm his face in exasperation

“I think I need to be more direct” Kame thought

“Am I right?” Ren wants to confirm

“The thing Ren is, I am a guy, right?” Kame started

“Yes” Ren agrees

“And Akanishi, your daddy is also a guy” Kame continues

“Correct”

“So us having a relationship would makes us gay”

“What is gay?” Ren asks

Kame doesn’t want to go into details so he chooses his words carefully

“You know when someone or a man wants to play with something long” Kame started badly

“A baseball bat?” Ren asks

“Not that long” Kame almost burst into laughter imagining the length of a baseball bat

“Huh?”

“Something slightly shorter than a baseball bat but soft and hard at the same time”

“Ah” Ren exclaims

“So you know” Kame said

“You mean a banana” Ren utters

Kame snorted and Ren was offended

“What? A banana is soft and hard and slightly shorter”

“Sorry” Kame took a deep breath to control himself

“It’s okay” Ren said right away

“I think I don’t like to play with banana’s” Kame said face flushed

Ren nods

“And I am not gay” Kame finishes

“It’s okay” Ren utters

“I know you would get it” Kame ruffles the boy’s hair affectionately

“You can still have a relationship”

“Huh?”

“With my daddy” Ren said

“Ren I’ve already explained …”

“Yeah you said you are not gay”

“But then why …”

“But my daddy is gay” Ren declared

“WHAT?”

Kame got his second shock for the day and it made his voice rise in which Ren covered his ears while giggling

“Akanishi is gay?” Kame wants to confirm

“Yes” Ren grins

“How can you say that?” Kame asks aghast

“Because he plays with banana’s, you should see him when he’s eating it”

“Why?”

“Because sometimes it goes in and out of his mouth” Ren said innocently

“I don’t think so” Kame said and inwardly “Do not think of Jin and bananas, just don’t..”

“Yes and it looks yucky” Ren cringes

“Uhm …” Kame scolded himself mentally “You’re a pervert Kamenashi Kazuya”

“And I know for sure that daddy is gay” Ren said smugly

“How?”

“Because he always bring boys home” Ren shares

“HE DOES?”

“Yes” Ren agrees

Kame is appalled at Jin’s lack of morals

“How can he let a small child know about his activities?” Kame thought “And he said he is not gay?”

“But so far you are the prettiest” Ren declared

“You’re too young to know these things” Kame reprimanded lightly

“It’s okay I am open minded” Ren answered

“Yeah a three year old can be open minded” Kame thought

“I think you are ranked number one now” Ren said contemplatively

“Number one in what?” Kame asks curiously

“They boys daddy brings home” Ren clarified

“Ehm…”

“Before it’s was a tie between uncle Ryo and Uncle Pi”

“HE TAKES THEM HOME?” Kame said most shocked by the news

“Yes every week” Ren confirms

“What a disgusting man” Kame mumbles “He’s also been doing those things with his friends”

“Did you say something Kame nii-chan?” Ren asks

“Ah, nothing” Kame denies then wanting to change the topic “Where is your mom?”

“Oh she went far away?” Ren said

“Far away?” Kame repeated

“My daddy said mommy went far, far away and she cannot come back anymore”

From the child’s explanation Kame couldn’t decide if whether Ren’s mother left Jin or she had passed away and seeing the other forlorn expression Kame wanted to immediately change the topic

“Sit beside me Ren” Kame urges

“Why?”

“Because you are so cute” Kame couldn’t help but say

“So you like me?” Ren asks eagerly

“Yes” Kame truthfully answered

“Then can I sit on your lap” Ren requested “Because daddy allow me to his on his lap”

“Sure, come here” and then Kame patted his lap

When Ren was already seated on his lap, Kame wrapped his around the small boy’s waist

“I know why you like me” Ren said suddenly

“Oh really?”

“Yes”

“Why?”

“Because you like daddy so you also like me” Ren explains

“Oh really now?” Kame said and he started ticking the small boy

Ren immediately wiggled in his arms and Kame continued to tickle the small boy

“This is cosy”

Both Kame and Ren looked up to see who had spoken

“Daddy” Ren exclaimed slightly panting and wiggled out of Kame’s arms

“Brat” Jin replied

“I’ve missed you daddy” Ren wrapped his chubby arms around Jin’s legs

“It doesn’t seem like you do” Jin observes “You and Peepee are having fun”

“Who is Peepee daddy?” Ren asks

“That’s what I call my pretty Kazu” Jin clarifies as he stares at Kame who is avoiding looking back at him

“How cute” Ren exclaimed “Daddy you have a nickname for your girlfriend”

“Girlfriend?” Jin frowns

“Kame nii-chan” Ren pointed at Kame’s direction

Kame however still looks everywhere except Jin

“Act natural Kazuya” Kame said to himself “It’s none of your business if Jin already has a child and plus he is gay”

Jin is puzzled at the other man’s behaviour

“What’s wrong with you Peepee?” Jin asked directly

“Uhm, nothing” Kame answered

“Then why won’t you look at me?”

“I already did” Kame lied

“No”

“I did and I don’t have to stare at you every minute” Kame said stubbornly refusing to still look

Jin rolled his eyes at the other man and sigh

“Fine”

“Fine” Kame repeated

Ren just looked back and forth between the two adults

“Are two having a lovers quarrel” Ren inquires

“NO” Jin and Kame said at the same time

“It looks like you are”

“We are not fighting Ren” Jin assures the small child

“I don’t want daddy and future mommy to fight” Ren said happily

“Heard that future mommy” Jin said with a trace of laughter in his voice “We are not supposed to fight”

“We are not fighting” Kame still refuses the other’s eyes

“You look like you are fighting” Ren interrupted

“So should we kiss and make up Peepee?” Jin said playfully

“We are not fighting so there’s no need to kiss and make up” Kame said huffily

“Can we still kiss” Jin requested hopefully

“No”

“Just a small peck on the lips”

“No” Kame firmly said

“Stubborn turtle” Jin said fed up

“I’m not” Kame denies

“If you don’t want to kiss me, then just look at me” Jin commanded

Kame turned around and faced the other man but concentrated his stare at the other’s feet

“There”

“Yeah I know that my feet is part of me but that not what I mean” Jin said exasperated “Higher”

Kame only stares at Jin’s knees

“I know where your next gaze would land” Jin flirted

“Where” Kame asks

“You know the part of me that you want to taste” Jin said sexily

“Your stomach?”

“Lower”

Your belly button?”

Kame knows what’s going through Jin’s perverted head but he refuse to accommodate him

“Lower Peepee” Jin said excitedly

“Ah I know” Kame exclaims

“I knew you are a bright man” Jin congratulated

“Your thighs”

“You are an extremely stupid girly-boy” Jin insulted

“Whatever Akanishi” Kame answered

“Just go ahead and look at me” Jin said in an annoyed voice

( kochi, kochi, kochi )