Title:  FOREVER 21/21

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Rating:  GP

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  I own them, in my mind at least   ^__^v

Summary:  How can you express your love for someone who considers you as his best friend?

Chapter 1 // Chapter 2 // Chapter 3 // Chapter 4 // Chapter 5 // Chapter 6 // Chapter 7 // Chapter 8 // Chapter 9 // Chapter 10 // Chapter 11 // Chapter 12 // Chapter 13 // Chapter 14 // Chapter 15 // Chapter 16 // Chapter 17 // Chapter 18 // Chapter 19 // Chapter 20 // Chapter 21 (Owari)

Title: BAKA 13/13

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Rating:  GP

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  I don’t own them because Jin and Kame belongs to each other ^___^v

Summary:  Sometimes the person you need is just beside you

Chapter 1 // Chapter 2 // Chapter 3 // Chapter 4 // Chapter 5 // Chapter 6 // Chapter 7 // Chapter 8 // Chapter 9 // Chapter 10 // Chapter 11 // Chapter 12 // Chapter 13 (owari)

Title:  Cowboy 8a/?

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v

Summary:  He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him

Note: I’m back again? …lol  ^^0v

Chapter 8

“Where is that stupid man?” Kame huffs

Kame pokes his head from room to room looking for the older man

“AKANISHI JIN” Kame shouts

When Kame didn’t get any response, he continued to search the other man in the ranch

“AKANISHI” Kame hollers

“Kame?” a voice behind him hesitantly calls out

Kame turns back to see who had called him

“AKANISHI” he shouted

“No, it’s Pi actually” Pi gave out an uncertain smile

“Sorry” Kame lowers his tone of voice

“You seemed angry” Pi pointed out

“No I’m not angry” Kame denies and he plastered a smile on his face

“I heard you shouting”

 “I am just being loud” Kame reasons

“You were looking for Jin?” Pi uttered

“Yes I am”

The murderous glint came back to Kame’s eyes when Jin’s name was mentioned

“That bastard” Kame curses

“See, you’re angry and swearing”

“Ok, so I admit” Kame finally admitted

“Why are you angry with Jin” Pi inquires

“I’m not only angry, I am just going to kill that dummy” Kame stated

“What did he do now?”

“Well I think you’re friend already lost it” Kame started

“Lost what?” Pi asks puzzled

“His sanity”

“Why?”

“Can you see this?”

Kame lifted his hand to show the other man what he had been carrying

“Why are you carrying rags?” Pi asks

“They are not rags”

“Then what Kame?”

“They are my clothes” Kame angrily exclaims

Pi closely looks at the clothes in Kame’s hand

“But they look so crumpled”

“Yes they are” Kame agrees

“You can just iron them out” Pi suggested

“No I cannot”

“You can ask someone to iron them out for you Kame”

Pi suggested again thinking the younger man doesn’t know how to iron clothes

“Even if I iron these clothes, I cannot wear it any longer” Kame stated firmly

“Come on now, don’t tell me you’ll buy new clothes to replace the ones you have because it was crumpled”

“That’s not it Pi”

“Then what Kame?” Pi frowns

Kame placing the other’s clothes on his shoulder and shoved one shirt at Pi’s direction

“Here, look at that and tell me if I could wear that in public”

Pi receives the handed shirt and spread it for inspection

“There’s nothing wrong with this …”

Pi started and stopped when he saw what the other man was trying to point out

“Now can you SEE it?” Kame asks

Keeping a straight face Pi handed the shirt back to the younger man

“Who did that?” Pi asks

“Oh the wonderful Akanishi Jin” Kame said sarcastically “The very talented Akanishi Jin”

“There’s nothing wrong with the shirt” Pi almost snorted

“NOTHING WRONG?” Kame said in disbelief “Are you blind?”

“There are just some holes”

Pi shrugs and then fakes a cough to cover his laughter

“Yes holes”

“You can still wear that in public” Pi advises

“And what have everyone look at me?”

“You can say it’s the latest fashion in the city”

“Yamashita Tomohisa it’s not fashionable if your shirt have big holes on the armpit part of your shirt”

“Atleast it air flesh” Pi reasoned “You don’t to worry that your underarm would sweat” 

“Really?” Kame raises an eyebrow

“It’s an air cool shirt, sweat free”

“Having sweaty underarm is the last thing on my mind Pi”

“The shirt is still decent Kame” Pi convinces

“I really think you need to wear glasses” Kame advises “Have you seen the front of the shirt?”

“Yes” Pi nods

“Did you also see the holes?”

“Yes, they are there”

“Yes, they are there and the holes are EXACTLY CUTOFF TO SHOW OFF MY NIPPLES”

Kame’s voice rises once again in irritation  

“That’s not too bad” Pi consoles

“For you maybe but not for me” Kame contradicted

“Huh”

“It’s okay for you to show off your nipples because you have manboobs and big tits” Kame insulted “And you are proud to show them off to people”

“Hey” Pi takes offence “Leave my manboobs out of this”

“I’m not like you” Kame concluded

“Damn right” Pi agrees

Kame sensed that the other man have something else when he agreed

“Huh?” Kame frowns

“Because if I have manboobs and big nubs, for you it’s the opposite” Pi grinned evilly

“What do you mean?”

“Because as per Jin, his Peepee has super duper small nipples”

“You’ve talked about my nipples”

“Yes and Jin also said that he needs to use a magnifying lens to find your nubs”

“Of course not”

“But mind you Jin said that your nipples are so delicious looking because they are so red Kame” Pi shares the information

“Really now?”

“Yes Kame” Pi looked thoughtful for a moment

“What?”

“Ah”

“What ah?”

“Maybe that’s why” Pi said still contemplating

“Huh?’

“Maybe that is the reason Jin strategically cut that holes so that he could also see your delicious nipples”

“Baka”

“He is exposing the part of you that he likes in this case your lovely nipples” Pi teases

“You two are really perverts” Kame said exasperated “When did you talked about my nipples?”

“Oh we always talk about your nipples”

“Really Pi” Kame wants to throttle the other man

“Yes when we have our coffee, when we light a cigarette” Pi said obliviously “During breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, so basically everytime”

“Couldn’t you find a more interesting topic of conversation?”

Kame said sarcastically but the impact was lost to Pi obliviousness

“Ow~ we also talked about your thingy …” Pi happily informs

Glare

“Pi …”

“Jin said your thingy is the opposite of your nipples”

Scowl

“Jin told me …”

“Shut it Pi” Kame warns “I don’t want to include you in my anger”

Seeing the smaller man is really angry, Pi stopped blabbering

“Okay”

“Good”

“You know what Kame”

“What?”

“Atleast only one shirt tasted Jin’s artistry”

Kame without answering threw a pair of jeans at the other man and Pi once again inspects it

“There’s no holes on the sides” Pi concluded

“Spread the material” Kame instructed

Pi did as he was told and then promptly burst into laughter

“What were you saying Jin loves to expose the part of my body that he likes?” Kame said sardonically

“This is Jin’s masterpiece” Pi said while still laughing

“THE DAMNED BAKA CUT THE ENTIRE BACK AND CROTCH PART OF MY JEANS” Kame exclaims loudly

“That means he like your …” Pi doubled in laughter again 

“Shut it” Kame glowers at the other man

Kame waited until the other man had controlled himself

“Jin is indeed a master” Pi concluded

“So now …” Kame said in an annoyed voice

“Now what?” Pi asks sensing the even more irritated from the other man

“Could you tell me where I can find Akanishi Jin?’

“With pleasure” Pi said thinking his friend would soon be a dead man

“Where?”

“In the stables”

“Thank you”

Kame fetches the clothes on the floor and turned on his heel in the direction of the stables

“Kame” Pi calls out

“What?” Kame slightly turned

“Just one thing”

“What Pi?”

“Invite me also when you finally wear the shirt and jeans in front of Jin” Pi requested

“BAKA” Kame shouted

Kame continued walking and he heard the loud laughter of the other man

“YOU’RE A DEAD MAN BAKANISHI JIN”

**********

Jin wipes the sweat off his face and uses his hat to fan himself

“I will be dead” Jin said softly and chuckles

He knows that what he did was wrong but he had enough, seeing the other man receiving all those stares because of the clothes that he wears

“I am really looking for trouble” Jin concluded

After declaring that, exactly when looks up he saw Kame marching towards his direction, the others jerky movement expresses repressed anger but he nonetheless he noticed in satisfaction that Kame’s clothes way better suits him

“Decently covered, that’s more like it Peepee”

Jin adapted a careless stance wanting to communicate to the other one that what he did was the right one

“You will see my point in the end Kazuya”

But when Kame was already a couple of feet away from where he is standing and he saw the fire burning from the other man’s eyes, Jin begins to doubt if what he did was too drastic

“Should I begin to run?” Jin questions himself

“Don’t even think about it Akanishi Jin” was Kame’s greeting

“Think about what Peepee?”

Jin pretended that he doesn’t know what the other said but he was aghast to know that Kame could read him so easily

“Making a run for it”

“It’s the farthest thing on my mind Kazuya” Jin lies

“Really?” Kame raises his eyebrows in disbelief

“Running away wouldn’t be manly Peepee”

“Oh the manly things” Kame said voice laced with venom

“Yes manly actions like …”

“Like what Jin?”

“Chopping woods”

“Anybody could do that” Kame scoffs

“Fetching water”

“Are we in the mountains?” Kame quips

“You’re so hard to please Peepee” Jin complains

“Are those the only things you can come up with?” Kame challenges

“Oh I do have the ultimate one” Jin answered mysteriously

“Please share” Kame mocks

“And it’s for you and you only Kazu” Jin said sweetly

“Oh~ I can’t wait” Kame tried to sound cheerful but failed

“The ultimate manly thing I can do for you Peepee …” Jin pauses and smirks

“Yes?”

Kame should have known already that when Jin lets out that kind of smile, outrageous or worse perverted thing would be coming next

“Is for my one-eyed monster to enter your butt” Jin leers for added effect

“WHAT?” Kame asks shocked by the other’s bluntness

“Akanishi is the man” Jin pointed at his chest

“YOU”

“Akanishi Jin would be the only man who will do that to you Peepee” Jin boasted

“Why do I even bother talking to you?” Kame rhetorically asks

“You’re attracted to me” Jin concluded

“Most unlikely” Kame counters

“Then it must be my pheromones working”

“Only pigs would respond to your pheromones” Kame jeers

“Of course not”

“And they will come running to your shouting oink~ our long lost big brother pig ~oink” Kame added sound effects to his insult

“Baka”

“Buta”

“You’re attracted to me but you just don’t want to admit it”

“Not”

“You are” Jin insisted

“When I join the piggy kingdom, maybe” Kame insulted

“I told you I am not fat Kazu” Jin insisted

“You are”

“I just eat a lot but I still have a well toned body with muscles” Jin boasted

“Muscles”

“I even have a six-packed abs”

“From what I can see” Kame pretended to inspect the others belly “It looks like a big lump of dough”

“Of course not” Jin said askance

“Yes it is” Kame nods to back

“NO”

And to prove his point Jin one by one undone his buttons

“What are you doing?” Kame gasps then looking around

“Proving that I don’t have an inch of fat in my body”

After tossing the cloth on the ground, Jin pulled the hem of his inner shirt to bare his body to Kame

“Akanishi Jin …” Kame’s eyes widen further

“See” Jin proudly said and pats his firm abdomen

“I cannot see” Kame answered back wanting to taunt the other man further

“Are you blind?” Jin said chafed

“No I’m not, flabby boy”

 “Flabby boy?” Jin repeated unbelievingly “Did you say flabby, Peepee?”

“Yes I did, you’re royal fatness”

Kame’s is having fun watching the other’s mans shocked expression everytime he let’s out an insult

“Just watch” Jin huffs

“Watch what? A porky strip show”

“KAZUYA” Jin raises his voice

“What?” Kame asks innocently

“You …”

With Jin flailing, Kame even more teases the older guy

“PORK ON SALE” Kame hollers “BARGAIN OVER HERE”

“Pork my ass”

“PORKY JIN IS HERE EVERYONE”

“Stop it already stupid Peepee”

“CHUBBY JINJIN SELLING PORK”

Jin completely pulled his shirt off his body in which Kame involuntary gulps to prevent himself from drooling

“What are you doing?” Kame asks uncertainly

“Proving to you Peepee that I am NOT FAT”

“You’re so sensitive Akanishi”

“I’m not sensitive” Jin denies

“You have a complex …” Kame muses aloud “You must be really fat when you were younger”

“No I’m not, I am the perfect child” Jin boasted “Cute and really charming”

“Retarded and ugly” Kame counters

“You’re so stupid Peepee” Jin said annoyed

“Thank you very much” Kame said graciously letting the insult slide

“Baka”

Grin

“Stop grinning like that you bucktooth”

Grin

“Roger Rabbit” Jin said

Smile

“Stop smiling or else I will kiss you” Jin threatens

In response, Kame puckered his lips exaggeratedly

“You’ve asked for it” Jin advances towards the smaller man

“Kiss, kiss, kiss”

Kame added smacking sounds while still puckering his lips

“I’ll devour you” Jin added

When Jin is only a few inches away from Kame’s body, he stops and towers over the other man

“Now is the time to say your sorry Peepee” Jin encourages

“Sorry” Kame said in a small voice

“Baka, I can hear the laughter in your voice” Jin admonishes

“Do you now” Kame’s eyes sparkled in mischief

“You are so asking for it”

Jin grabs Kame on the arms trying to scare the other man

“Oh rough” Kame said gleefully “I like it”

“Maybe I should tie you up before kissing you”

“Very kinky” Kame flirted

“Okay let’s start off with …”

Jin let’s his hands slide at Kame’s arms, making the other man shiver

“Are you getting excited?” Jin whispered

“Yeah”

Kame knows he is a dangerous ground at the moment, he hopes that the other man wouldn’t really kiss him

“First kiss”

“Of course not”

“Really?”

“Yes really”

“Don’t tell lies”

“I have kissed a lot of people” Kame keeping a straight face to keep the lie

“A lot?”

“Hundreds” Kame exaggerates

That information doesn’t sit well with Jin at all so he needs to prods

“Who did you kiss Peepee?”

“I don’t kiss and tell” Kame answered secretively

“Name names Kazuya”

“If you must know I have kissed …” Kame halted trying to come up with names

“Who?”

“Uhm”

“Come on”

“Maru” Kame uses his friends name but at the same time gags at the thought

“Isn’t that a man’s name?” Jin frown “I though you are straight?”

Kame wants to smack himself in the head for his lapse

“That’s only her nickname” Kame lied once again

“What her name is Maru~yummy?” Jin scoffs

“Baka, it’s Nakamaru Yuiichi – na?” Kame’s statement ended as a question

“Nakamaru Yuiichina?”

“Yeah, yeah that is right?” Kame nods

“What an ugly name” Jin utters “How many times did you kiss her Kazuya?”

“Just once” Kame lies and added to himself “I wouldn’t even kiss him if he was a girl”

“Only once?”

“Yes”

“Why Peepee?”

“If you must know, it’s because of her nose”

“Her nose?”

“Because she has a huge nose” Kame informs “And it keeps poking me everytime she attempts to kiss me again”

“Hawk like nose?”

“Bigger and with flared openings”

Kame silently utters an apology to Maru for brutally insulting the other man’s nose

“I think we are even” Kame said to himself

“But you’ve kissed Peepee?”

“Yes we did” Kame said with conviction

“Then you have a weird taste Kazuya” Jin concluded

Jin wanted to laugh but controls himself because he wants to get more information from Kame

“Who else did you kiss?” Jin prodded some more

“I already gave you one name”

“I’m not satisfied” Jin said unreasonably

“What? Do you want me to give you the complete list?” Kame asks rhetorically

“Can you do that?”

“No and I wouldn’t” Kame said with finality

“So …” Jin let’s out a devilish grin

“So what?” Kame asks back a little bit wary

“You’ve already kissed girls”

“Yes” Kame said proudly and then cringes “Yeah keep lying Kamenashi Kazuya”

“Then it’s time for a new flavour”

“Huh?”

“Exotic flavour”

Jin’s smile became even bigger and Kame thought it would split the other’s head in half

“Exotic?”

“Are you game?” Jin asks

“What exotic flavour?”

“Yes or no Peepee” Jin urges the other man to answer

“Tell me first what you are planning” Kame requested a little apprehensive

“If I tell you, the excitement would die down” Jin reasons

“But …”

“Just a simple yes or no”

“No”

“Wimp” Jin chided

“No”

“Chicken”

“NO”

Kame said with force which quite downs the other man but not for long when he heard a series of whispered words

“Chicken”

“Akanishi Jin” Kame definitely heard the insult

“Jellyfish”

Scowl

“Little mouse”

Glare

“Scaredy-cat”

“OKAY, YES”

Kame shouted when he can no longer stand being called all kind of animal names pertaining to being a coward

“That’s my Peepee” Jin cheers getting what he wants

“You are such a bully”

“And you are so stubborn”

“So what is this exotic flavour you are talking about” Kame huffs

“You will now taste …” Jin halted in suspense

“Go on” Kame said impatiently

(kochira … douzo)

Title:  Cowboy 8b/?

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v

Summary:  He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him

Note: I’m back again? …lol  ^^0v

“ME” Jin finishes

“You?” Kame raises an eyebrow

“Yes me”

“Well Akanishi Jin you are not exotic”

“Then what am I?”

“You are extinct” Kame pats himself for the remark “Like a dinosaur”

“For your information Peepee, my skin is not rough and I’m just two years older than you”

“Two years older is ancient” Kame said stubbornly

“Two years younger is …” Jin tries to come up with a comeback

“Yeah?” Kame asks, lips quirking

“Younger” Jin said lamely

“What a clever response” Kame mocks

“And that mouth of yours needs to be taught a lesson”

“Oh so I am now going to taste the exotic Akanishi Jin” Kame asks with fake enthusiasm

“Ha” Jin scoffs “You can laugh now but once you’ve tasted me, you will not have enough”

“I could hardly wait”

“Baka”

“So you say” Kame pretended to yawn in boredom

Not liking the others attitude Jin grips the other’s arms and pulled him close to his body, without an inch separating their bodies, Jin knows that Kame could feel every contour of his body

“Too close” Jin asks

“No”

“Can you feel me?” Jin sexily asks

“No” Kame said stoically

“Are you dead?”

“No, I am just paralyzed from the neck down”

“Then I can do anything down there and you wouldn’t mind” Jin leers

“It’s paralyzed, so no feeling what so ever” Kame bit his lips

“I will make it come to life”

“Baka”

As the other’s hot breath fans his face, Kame pretended that he is not affected by their close proximity but at the same time cursing the other man for being so arrogant

“Damn you Akanishi Jin” Kame mentally bereted “What is a mere mortal like me going to do in a situation like this?”

“Are you blushing Peepee” Jin noted the pink tinge in the other’s cheeks

“No”

“It looks like it” Jin insisted

“It’s just hot here”

“That is because I am hot”

“You are so lacking in confidence” Kame said sarcastically

“Hey I just know what I look like”

“But there’s no need to announce it to the world”

“Peepee it’s not my fault that I was given good looks and a charming personality” Jin grins

“I beg to differ Akanishi Jin”

“I will have time to convince you” Jin said then added “Now, where were we?”

“Still here”

“That’s not what I meant”

“I know”

“Baka”

“You too”

Jin gave a heavy frown at the smaller man and Kame answered with his own version

“Ah” Jin said suddenly

“What, Ah?”

“I was about to kiss you” Jin shares, remembering “That’s why you are gluing yourself to me”

“As if I would” Kame denies

“Then why are you invading my space?”

“Your brain is in outer space”

“You like pressing your body to me right?” Jin winked at Kame

“Old man if you remember you still have your hands on my arms” Kame said indignantly

Grins

“Can you feel me Peepee?” Jin asks in a low voice

“But of course” kame automatically answered

“No I was asking CAN YOU FEEL ME”

Jin said in a suggestive way which Kame immediately got the other’s meaning

“WHAT A DAMN PERVERT YOU ARE AKANISHI JIN” Kame tries to wiggle out of the other’s hold

“I am just checking” Jin’s eyes sparkles in mischief

“Let go of me or I will maim you” Kame threatens

“Wait after my kiss” Jin utters

“No way, you’re going to kiss me”

Kame tried to kick the taller man but his attempt was foiled when Jin inserted his thigh between his legs and making him slightly lose his balance

“I will kiss you Peepee” Jin declares

“No”

“Oh I will” Jin said gleefully

“No”

“Then my tongue will play inside your hot cave”

Jin wrapping his arms around Kame’s waist and then inching his face to wards the smaller man

“Our tongues would be playing Janken together” Jin added

Kame’s eyes widens at that and firmly closes his lips together

“NO” Kame said mumbling through his compressed lips

“Yes Peepee”

Jin sadistically leans down, making Kame arch his back

“Akanishijin” Kame glares at the older man

“Kiss, chu, kiss, chu, kiss, chu” Jin teases

“Hmm”

“Janken tongue, Janken tongue, Janken tongue” Jin chanted

“Hmmmmmm”

“Here I go Peepee”

Kame closes his eyes submitting to his faith

“My lips are already going to park” Jin commented as his lips hovered over the other’s mouth

Silence

“Chu”

“BOTH OF YOU BAKA’S GET A ROOM” an exasperated voice interjects

Jin is startled with the sudden interruption of another voice that he almost drops the other man

“Huh?” Jin looked around

The voice shattered the intimacy surrounding the two of them

“Who …?”

Kame doesn’t know why he felt a little fang in his chest at the reprieve

“YAMASHITA” Jin shouted spotting his friend sitting at the top of the wooden fence

“Hi” Pi waves

“What did you say earlier?” Jin asks aggressively

“I said get a room” Pi repeated obligingly and added in an exasperated voice “And for the love of Yamashita Tomohisa please kiss each other already”

“You were watching us” Jin cocks his head on the side

“Yes” Pi admitted “And I keep on hearing ‘I will kiss you’, ‘No’, ‘I will kiss you’, ‘No’” 

“You are such a Peeping Tom” Jin accuses

“And both of you are exhibitionist” Pi retaliated

“We were not doing anything” Kame denies

“I have eyes” Pi scoffs

“We are not doing anything” Kame said firmly

“With the way the two of you are molesting each other …” Pi halted in mid sentence

“What’s wrong?” Jin asks seeing his friend’s horrified expression “Pi”

“Are you …” Pi visibly swallowed

“Pi?” Kame also uttered, worried for the other man

“You guys …” Yamapi looks like his eyes are going to pop out of its socket

“WHAT” Jin and Kame said in unison

“Are you guys connected?” Pi bravely asks

“What connected?” Kame asks puzzled

“You know …” Pi again swallowed

“Tell us Pi” Jin commanded impatiently

“When batman wants to return to his secret hideout” Pi hinted

“What does batman have to do with this?” Kame become even more confused

Pi rewarded Kame a patronizing gaze in which Kame took offence

“Don’t give me that kind of look manboobs” Kame insulted

“Pi you are not making sense” Jin added

“I’m giving you hints” Pi sighs “What does batman say when he wants to return to his super secret hideout?”

“Huh?”

Losing patience with Jin and Kame, Pi blurted out the answer himself

“He shouts TO THE BUTT CAVE”

“Pi it’s bat not butt” Kame corrected

“I know” Pi said in exasperation

“Then …”

“I am asking if Jin already went inside your butt cave” Pi asks bluntly

“WHAT?” Kame asks in outrage

“The butt cave huh” smirk finding the remark funny “Peepee’s butt cave”

“Baka stop repeating it” Kame blushes

Jin ignoring Kame turns to Pi with a wide smile plastered on his face

“Peepee’s butt cave?” Jin wants to confirm with his friend

“Yeah” Pi recognizes the glint in his friends eyes “To the butt cave”

“I’ve been there” Jin confirms “Back and fort”

“Nice”

“Hot”

“AKANISHI JIN” Kame shouted

“I want details” Pi requested riskily knowing making fun of the younger man would have consequences

“NO” Kame denies 

Pi knows that teasing Kame wouldn’t be good and the other man might bodily do him harm but it would be more so for Jin

“What else can you say to the butt cave”

Pi pretended to be a reporter holding an invisible microphone towards Jin

“Aside from the ass is hot?” Jin plays along

“Yeah” Pi nodded “Please describe it”

Kame is so speechless, he couldn’t believe that the two friends are making fun of him in this way

“You want in detail” Jin offers

“Yes”

“Well I can only base my opinion on the feeling” Jin started

“On the feeling Akanishi-san?”

“Yes”

“Can you elaborate on that” Pi requested

“You saw our position earlier right?” Jin didn’t wait for Pi to reply “And in that position all I can do is enter the butt cave without looking at it”

“Ah I get it”

“So ASS for the feeling” Jin emphasizes “It was really really very tight at first”

“Ohh~~ tight” Pi exclaims

Pi reaction makes Kame blush to the roots of his hair

“So I have to knock a couple of times” Jin almost snorted in laughter

“You have to knock on the butt cave” Pi wanted to confirm

“Yes”

“Wait, did you knock using your hands Akanishi-san?”

“Nope but something also harder” Jin grinned

“And that is” Pi pretended he really doesn’t know

“I used my d …”

“AKANISHI JIN” Kame shouts in warning

“I used my dimples” Jin blurted out

“Dimples? Baka that’s impossible”

“Never mind that” Jin shrugs “You know what I mean” 

“How many times did you knock?”

“A lot, at first soft knocks and then as I get impatient, I did three hard knocks on the butt cave” Jin pretended to be out of breath

“So it finally opened Akanishi-san?”

“No”

“Why is that?”

“Because baka me forgot to say the magic word” Jin sighs

“There’s a magic word to open the butt cave” Pi asks in great interest

“Yes”

“Then what is it Akanishi-san?”

“Open butt Kame” Jin shares

“Open butt Kame, it’s almost the same with Open Sesame” Pi muses

“Almost the same and then in one swift whoosh, I am in” Jin gave a triumphant smile 

“Omedetou Akanishi-san” Pi congratulated

Kame covers his face with his hands feeling his face burning

“Thank you”

“Aside from the tightness, what else did you feel?” Pi continued the interview

“Well inside the butt cave it was very smooth and warm” Jin reminisce

“Was it cosy there?”

“Very cosy” Jin confirms “And it’s a perfect fit”

“I envy you Akanishi-san” Pi commented

Kame looks around their surrounding looking for something and then he spotted a bucket near from where they are standing

“You know what Yamashita-san”

“What Akanishi-san?”

“Maybe we could have coffee there in the butt cave sometime” Jin suggested     

“The two of us?”

“Yes but it would be a little crowded in the butt cave, are you fine with done”

“I’m game”

“Plus we might have to knock a lot of times before we can enter”

“That is not a problem” Pi shrugs “But the question is, are you willing to share the butt cave Akanishi-san?”

Jin became quiet for a few seconds contemplating what his friend had said when Kame interrupted them shouting

“NO WAY IN HELL YOU ARE GOING TO ENTER AND HAVE COFFE IN THE BUTT CAVE”

Before Jin could respond to Kame’s outburst a baleful of cold water was thrown at the two of them

“PEEPEE” Jin splutters

“KAME” Pi squeals

“You both deserve that” Kame justifies

“Kazuya that water is dirty”

“You’re minds is even more dirtier, so it doesn’t make a difference”

“I’m all wet now Kazuya”

“Good” Kame said in satisfaction and then went to pick up the clothes he had dropped earlier and then shoving everything in the other’s arms

“It’s not good to be wet and dirty Kazuya” Jin complains

“But now you can wear my clothes that you have butchered”

“I am a brilliant designer right Peepee?”

“Designer for gay outfits, yeah you are brilliant” Kame said with voice laced with venom “You revealed all the exciting parts”

“You’re a true a master Jin” Pi interjected with a laugh which the youngest man turns to him

“And what are doing here Pi?”

“I am just wandering around” Pi said offhandedly

“He is spying on us Peepee” Jin volunteers, happy that he is no longer receiving the other’s interrogation

“I was just curious” Pi admitted in a small voice

“About what?”

“If Jin is going to make you model the clothes” Pi explains

“Why in the world do you think that I would do or agree to such a thing?”

“Just a haunch” Pi answered vaguely

“A hunch? What kind of haunch” Kame raises an eyebrow

“That you would do anything Jin request” Pi said honestly

“You’re a genius Pi for getting that” Jin congratulated

“And you are both dummies” Kame insulted “You two should be called d1 & d2, dummy 1 and dummy 2”

“Yuck I don’t want to be partnered with Jin” Pi pretended to gag

“Yamashita Tomohisa I know you’re taste and I’m the complete opposite of that person” Jin chided

“Who?”

As Jin and Pi glares at each other, Kame is once again left hanging as to who Pi likes

“I wonder who that person Pi likes” Kame muses

The silent war between Jin and Pi was broken when a cold gust of wind blew

“Cold” Jin squeaks

“I’m going to die” Pi shrieks

“Then go change” Kame instructed feeling a bit guilty

“Yeah, I’ll do that” Pi turns to the direction of the house “See you later”

Jin and Kame looks on as Pi makes his way back inside the house, both becoming silent lost in their own thought

“Oh Jin …” Pi looks back

“Yeah?” Jin responds

“Today is …” Pi started

“I know” Jin didn’t let his friend finish

“You’re really bad, you’re always have been like this way” Pi exclaims

Kame couldn’t follow the two friend’s conversation so he just listens

“I hate people being sappy” Jin defended himself

“It’s not being sappy”

“Whatever” Jin shrugs

“Whatever” Pi mimics “Bye”

Pi continued on his way and Kame turns to Jin to ask

“What is that all about being sappy?” Kame inquires

“Nothing”

“Tell me”

“No”

Seeing the stubborn looks at Jin’s face Kame didn’t pursue the topic

“You should also change clothes” Kame reminded

That reminded seems to spark something in Jin in which the other man visibly brightens

“Yeah I will Peepee” Jin agrees right away “Let’s go”

“Why do I need to go with you?”

“You have to come with me Kazuya” Jin urges

“Akanishi the house is just over there” Kame points

“No, you have to come with me” Jin insisted

“Why? Do I have your clothes with me?” Kame rhetorically inquires

“I’m not going to the house” Jin simply explains

“Then where?”

“In my own house”

“Your own house?” Kame parrots

“Not mine alone but the Akanishi family house” Jin confirms

“Akanishi give me three reasons why would I even visit your house”

“Three reasons?”

“Yes”

Kame is confident that the other man couldn’t even give him three valid reasons why he would visit the other’s house”

“Only three right Peepee?”

“Yes”

“Then you would come with me?” Jin double checks

“Yes”

“You swear”

“Yes”

“Okay, one …” Jin pauses thinking

“One?”

“I can replace your clothes that I’ve ruined Kazuya”

“Okay good” Kame said reluctantly

“Second …”

Kame is sure the other man just got lucky thinking about the clothes and couldn’t come up with anything more

“PEEPEE YOU CAN MEET MY FAMILY” Jin said excitedly

“Did I say I want to meet them?” Kame said sarcastically

“Don’t be rude” Jin chided “And for the third …”

“Oi, I haven’t said meeting your family is valid reason enough”

“It is” Jin said in a serious tone “You will meet my family Kazuya”

Kame felt a shiver running in his back on Jin’s insistence in meeting the other’s family

“Oh okay” Kame said even more reluctant

“Good boy”

Kame ignored the other man’s approval

“Third?”

“Easy three reasons” Jin boasted

“Hah”

“Did you hear what Pi vaguely mentioned earlier Kazuya?”  

“What? The sappy things?”

“Yes?”

“What’s that to do to the three reasons I am asking” Kame asks

“Because you have to give in to me more today because …”

“Because what Akanishi Jin?”

Jin’s eyes rounded in excitement of what he was going to share

“Jin” Kame prods

“TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY KAZUYA” Jin announces

~~end of chapter~~

A / N: long time no see guyz *waves*, okay here are some shout outs:

~ OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU AKANISHI JIN, i know this is such a simple greeting but you alone is the sparkle that we fangirls need, lav yah….

~~ I am now announcing my hiatus, not for 6 months just like Jin but just 2 months, I am finally going back to my home country after 2 years and with a lot of things planned and places to visit, writing may become a little so so …..lol, don’t worry I would never abandon / drop this fic ^^0v

~~~ it’s my 1 year anniversary as a writer *banzai*, it has been a year since I started writing a fic which is FOREVER and I am happy in accomplishing 2 long chaptered fics and an ongoing third one…… to you guyz who had been there from the start, love you all *hugs* and a big thank you.

That seems to be all and you guyz know the drill, tell me what you think, ne?


 

Title:  Cowboy 7a/?

Author:  leigh1381

Pairing:  Akame

Genre:  Romance

Disclaimer:  If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v

Summary:  He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him

Note: I’m back? …lol  ^^0v

Chapter 7

Kame wasn’t planning to have dinner so he took his time taking a bath, enjoying a long soak, his body totally lax

“Ah this is nice”

Kame let out a contented sigh and closed his eyes but his mind flashed a smirking Akanishi Jin

“What a handsome man, that Akanishi Jin” Kame uttered softly without thinking

He shivered when he remembered when the other man’s hand landed on his backside though it stings but there is a certain pleasure when he Jin abuse that part of him

“Sexy man with soft hands” Kame sighs

“It would be nice if he was my boyfriend” Kame said dreamily

Kame continued mumbling to himself

“An angelic smile”

“But when he smirks, it makes my heart flutter”

“Nice body too”

“Warm and strong”

“My oh my Akanishi Jin” Kame sighs

“Take me”

Kame’s line of thinking got wilder

“Those big soft hands would feel so wonderful running through my body”

“I would love to snuggle in those muscular chests”

“And feeling his full weight on top of me”

“Please be mine Jin”

It took Kame awhile before everything he uttered sinks in and realized what he had just wished

“THE HELL”

Kame shouted aloud and almost drowned himself in the process when he went under the water, he emerged spluttering and bashing himself

“NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO”

Kame keeps repeating the words aloud trying to convince himself that he did not just said those things about the other man

“Baka how can you say that Kamenashi Kazuya?”

He can’t believe the words that came out of his mouth especially the part where he wanted Akanishi Jin as his boyfriend

“He is the most conceited man in this world that you’ve come across”

Kame splashes water to his face to clear his mind

“And that’s not all …”

Kame couldn’t stop himself from enumerating all the bad qualities which he thinks the other man possesses

“He is mean, he is cocky, arrogant, a big bully, with an ego the same size of the world”

Kame exaggerates wanting to convince himself

“And the worst trait he has is that he is a big pervert”

Kame nods his head to affirm what he had said but a voice inside him insisted

“But you like it when he touches you”

“Of course not” Kame denies

“Then why didn’t you kick him when he had your thingy in his hand” the voice asks sceptically

“I was trying to wriggle out of his embrace”

“You could have done better”

“He was stronger”

“After you’ve escaped, why didn’t you do anything to him”

“I wasn’t thinking straight”

“Just admit that you like being engulfed in his arms”

“No”

“You do”

“Definitely not”

“Yes”

“No”

“Don’t lie to yourself”

“I’m telling the truth”

“I’m you, remember?” the voice chided “So just admit it”

“You want everything out?”

“Yes”

“No”

“Yes, yes and yes”

“THE HELL, I AM ARGUING WITH MYSELF” Kame exclaims “I’M LOSING MY MIND”

“Then just tell the truth” the voice persuades

“Okay fine” Kame said conceding

“Okay, fine, what?”

“I like him” Kame vaguely admitted

“You like who?”

“Jin”

“There you go” the voice cheered

“OH MY …” Kame face palms “I DO LIKE HIM”

“Now with more conviction” the voice prompted

“But he’s a pervert” Kame makes one more effort to deny what he feels

“You love it when he is doing perverted stuff to you”

“Now, confession time”

“I LIKE AKANISHI JIN” Kame said loudly

A loud knock on the door startled him from his intense conversation with himself

“Peepee are you okay in there?” Jin asks through the door

“Akanishi Jin?”

“Yes, who else are you expecting Kazuya?”

“No one”

“What do you want?” Kame shouts

“Just checking on you Peepee”

“There’s no need for that Akanishi”

“Remember I am now you’re guardian” Jin pointed out

“Whatever Akanishi”

“What’s taking you so long?” Jin impatiently inquires

“I’m taking a bath”

“For one hour Peepee?’

“Yes”

“Are you okay in there” Jin repeated his earlier question

Kame saw the knob on Jin’s bathroom door move and he was glad that he remembered to lock it

“Yes, why?”

“I heard you shouting”

Kame immediately felt embarrassed at what he had declared a moment ago thinking the other man had heard everything

“Did you hear what I’ve said” Kame hesitantly asks

“Yap” Jin declared nonchalantly “You’ve said …”

Kame dreads what Jin would say next

“Yeah?’

“You’ve said you like someone …” Jin started

“YEAH I LIKE RYO” Kame finishes not wanting for the other man to know his feelings

“BAKA”

Jin thumps his hand on the door in an aggressive manner but he is not sure himself why he felt really angry at learning that confession

“Stupid Peepee” Jin mumbles “I’m concern for him but he declares he likes that big nose”

Kame heard the heavy footsteps and calls after the other man

“Akanishi Jin” Kame shouted playfully wanting to divert the other man “Are you still there darling”

“Go drown yourself, stupid Peepee” Jin said childishly

“Love you too Akanishi Jin”

“Baka Kamenashi Kazuya”

“Love you more”

Jin conceded fir the meantime not wanting to argue with the other man with a wall between them

“Whatever” Jin added a reminded “Hurry up, it’s already time for dinner”

“I’m not hungry” Kame informs

“You have to eat Peepee” Jin insisted

“I don’t feel like eating”

“Skipping meals is not good for you and your body Kazuya”

“Earlier you were my dad now you’re nagging me like my mom”

“I am still you’re daddy and I don’t nag” Jin said firmly

“Okay dad” Kame rolls his eyes “Just go without me”

“You have to eat” Jin convinces

“I’m okay”

“You’re thin enough, so there’s no need to go on a diet”

“I’m not on diet”

“Then hurry up and join us in the dining hall”

“I already told you that I’m not going to eat”

Losing his patience Jin bellowed from the other side of the door

“KAMENASHI KAZUYA, PEEPEE, YOU ARE SUCH A STUBBORN MAN, YOU WILL COME OUT AND EAT DINNER OR ELSE”

“No thanks” Kame said which adds fuel to Jin’s anger

“YOU WILL OR I WILL DRAG YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM BY THE HAIR PEEPEE”

Kame poking his head on the door, he saw Jin ready to break down the door in anger

“Since you’ve asked so nicely, I will accompany you”

Kame cheekily blew kisses to Jin’s direction then shuts the door before the other man could retaliate

“Akanishi” Kame calls out again

“What Peepee?”

“Do I need to wear a gown?”

“You will not do such a thing” Jin raised to the bait

“How about an apron?”

“Dummy, if you want to be ravished by wolves then go ahead”

“Just checking” Kame lets out a chuckle “DADDY”    

“BAKA”

Kame laughed out loud hearing the annoyed tone Jin used but at the same time he let out a sigh of relief that he had successfully diverted the other man in finding out about his feelings

“That was close Kamenashi Kazuya”

Deciding that he doesn’t want the other man to come charging in his room while he is resting, he would rather go and meet the other people who are presently staying at the ranch

“Akanishi Jin …”

Kame dries himself and prepares for dinner and while changing he further probe his feelings for the other man

“Maybe I am fascinated with him because he is so full of himself” Kame muses

“Maybe he is the first person who doesn’t baby me”

Kame’s thinking of his friends who are so over protective over him

“Or maybe I do really like him, even just a little bit”

Kame groans in frustration then he tried to calm himself after the revelation

“OKAY, KAMENASHI KAZUYA, YOU HAVE TO GET HOLD OF YOUR SELF”

Kame talks aloud pacing his room back and fort

“YOU CANNOT ALOW YOURSELF TO FALL FOR HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE A PLAYBOY, HE PROBABLY HAVE A LOT OF MEN AND WOMEN READY TO FALL FOR HIM AT THE CROOK OF HIS FINGER”

Kame takes deep breath to further calm himself and logically looks at his present situation

“What you need to do Kamenashi Kazuya is to find someone who will love you and not someone like that sexy Akanishi Jin who will cause a lot of complications in your life”

With a final nod to put conviction to what he had just advised himself, Kame pulls out something to wear from the closet

“WHAT THE HELL” Kame exclaims aghast “I’M GOING TO KILL THOSE NERDS”

**********

Kame uncomfortably pulled at the material of his shirt

“One word from Akanishi Jin and he’ll be dead” Kame promised to himself

Kame once again tried to loosen the cloth around his heck as he makes his way to the dining hall

“As for mama Ueda and papa Maru, I will strip them naked, tie them up on a tree and let the ants eat them alive”

Kame sadistically plans his revenge on his friends but he can’t do anything at the moment

“I just have to grin and bear it”

But fervently hopes that he won’t to resort to killing someone, especially a certain man

 “I hope Akanishi is done eating” Kame mumbles to himself

Following the sound of people talking, Kame finally finds his way to the dinning hall

“Please don’t let Akanishi be there” Kame chanted in his mind

But his wish was not granted when he saw the other man standing at the end of the line, wearing a haughty expression

“Damn”

Kame couldn’t help but let our a curse directed at his nerd friends, taking a deep breath and squaring his shoulder he marches inside the room

Silence

“This is better than I have anticipated” Kame thought

Silence

Kame heads straight to where Jin was standing, the silence of the entire room is quite unnerving

“Just keep on walking” Kame said to himself

Silence

He did the mistake of glancing around and he saw eyes wide opened and mouths gaping and one person who couldn’t control himself let out a wolf whistle

“Oh my~, this is so embarrassing”

Kame dearly wishes for the ground to open up and swallow him whole but instead he forces a smile on his lips to cover his uneasiness

“Don’t say something Akanishi Jin” Kame keeps saying to himself

Jin felt that he had already sprouted roots from where he was standing while waiting for Kame to show up for dinner, ignoring the laughter and loud conversations around him

“Peepee’s name really suits him” Jin mumbles “Kame, turtle, super slow turtle”

He remembered what Kame had declared earlier and it keeps repeating on his mind making him frown

“Damn turtle liking that midget” Jin grumbles silently “What does he see in Ryo?”

“His nose?”

“His perfect horse teeth?”

“His hallowed almost skeletal face?”

His frown become even more fierce imagining the two as a couple

“And to think they are almost the same height”

Jin thought unreasonably

“How can they kiss?” Jin asks “When kissing one should either lean down or tiptoe and if you are the same height you cannot do that”

Jin swipes a hand in his face to clear his mind

“No, I cannot allow Ryo to take away my Peepee, over my sexy dead body”

He was pulled out of his thought when he noticed the silence around him

“What’s this?” Jin asks aloud “Did someone die?”

Silence

Jin looks around and people seems to be all staring at one direction

“What’s going on?” Jin asks no one particular

Silence

He taps the nearest person beside him

“Koki are you trying to catch flies with your mouth?”

“No” Koki stammers

“Then …?” Jin asks impatiently

“There” Koki gulps and pointed

Following the direction to where Koki is pointing

“There what?”

Gasps

Jin should have been used to seeing the beauty of the other man but everytime he sees Kame, his breath is being knocked out of him

“Peepee” Jin breathes

Jin gaze lowered and knew right away why everyone in the room are gaping at the other man, he frowned in disapproval when he noticed the other man heading his way

“Stupid Kamenashi Kazuya” Jin whispered

Kame now reached Jin and stopped right in front of the other man

“Stop frowning” Kame lightly scolded “You look even uglier”

“Even if I frown I still look as handsome as ever” Jin said arrogantly

“Says who? Your mom?” Kame scoffs

“My adoring fans”

“The monkeys?” Kame insulted “Or the hippos?”

“Baka” Jin’s brows became even more furrowed

“If looks can kill, I would have already keeled over by now” Kame stated

“Looks can even strip you naked” Jin retaliated

Kame let the comment slide not wanting to venture in that direction but seeing the other man still glaring at him

“You will have creases on your forehead Akanishi Jin”

Kame unconsciously reaches up to smooth the cresses on Jin’s forehead in which noticed in amazement

“Kazu”

“You know what Akanishi Jin, if you are not frowning all the time and just plaster a smile on your face, you’re adoring monkey fans will have a heart attack”

“Why do you think I’m frowning like this Peepee?” Jin asks in a freezing tone

“I don’t know”

“Make a guess”

“You saw a pink elephant dancing ballet?” Kame said outrageously

“What am I? Five years old?”

“Yes” Kame said cheekily

“Guess again”

“You can smell yourself and you stink”

“I just took a bath Kazuya” Jin informed

“When?”

“Last week” Jin lied

“That’s why you stink” Kame said enlightened “You have a have a one shower a week rule”

“It should have been one shower per month but it’s hot”

“You’re a filthy pig”

 Kame insulted knowing it was all a lie because he can still smell the fragrance of the soap Jin had used

“For your information I just took a bath an hour ago” Jin seriously informs

“Trying to redeem yourself?” Kame could

“No, I took a cold bath” Jin added seriously

Kame blushes knowing what the other man is implying

“You have the hots for me?” Kame jokes to defuse the tension surrounding them

Jin lifted his hand, ready to thump the other man on the head

“Ouch, ouch, ouch” Kame complains

“I haven’t even touch you”

“You haven’t?” Kame smiles “Okay”

“Stupid”

But Jin continued to scowl at Kame

“There you go again, grimacing like that”

Kame once again reaches up to touch Jin’s forehead using both hands

“Will you stop raising your hands like that Peepee” Jin scolded

“It’s okay, I don’t have bad odour” Kame stated

“It’s not that” Jin looks around glowering

“Then why?”

“Just because …”

“Just because what?”

“Are you really that naïve Peepee?” Jin asks exasperated

“No” Kame answered

“If not, then do you know that everyone in this room would love to that part of your body”

“What part of my body?” Kame asks daring the one to continue

Not answering the smaller man Jin continued

“And why the hell do you have to wear that” Jin pointed at Kame’s body

“It’s just jeans and shirt”

“Is that a hand-me-down Kazuya?” Jin asks aggressively

“Of course not”

“Or did you have that since you were, what?” Jin pauses “Since you were seven?”

“No this is new” Kame informs

“Then why the hell it’s so small?”

“It’s not small” Kame contradicted “It’s just a perfect fit”

“Oh yeah right Peepee” Jin started voice heavy with sarcasm “It’s a perfect fit”

“See” Kame smoothens the material of his shirt

“Is that shirt a baby tee or a hanging shirt?”

“What are you saying Akanishi Jin” Kame asks “The length is long enough”

“Oh so a shirt should always show your belly button?”

“My belly button is not exposed” Kame contradicted

“Oh no it’s not” Jin said then looking around

“Yes it does not”

“It’s just always peeks and says to everyone peek-a-boo guys”

“Of course not”

“Or look at me, look at me, aren’t I sexy?” Jin said in a small voice

“Baka”

“And what the hell with the pants?” Jin added

“What about them?”

“Is that leather?” Jin closely inspects the material

“No it’s not”

“Then why is it all shiny and glittering Kazuya?”

“It’s not glittering”

“Oh yeah it’s not glittering, it’s sparkling”

“Sparkling?” Kame raises an eyebrow

“Yeah sparkle, sparkle” Jin uses his hand to emphasize what he is saying

“You look stupid doing that”

“SPARKLE, I WILL SPARKLE YOU ALL WITH MY PANTS”

“If you are finish making fun of me, then I will return back to my room” Kame said haughtily having enough

“And why does it only reach up until your hipbones Peepee?” Jin added

“It’s called a low riding jeans”

“Does that jeans need to show your butt crack Peepee?”

“My ass crack is not showing” Kame denies

“Yes it does”

“No”

“Yes”

“Peepee you know what?”

“What?” Kame replied

“It’s okay to wear low riding jeans”

“Oh thank you for giving me your permission almighty Akanishi Jin”

Jin bared his teeth at the saucy statement

“But with a butt as fat as yours, it’s not very fitting” Jin concluded

“My butt is not fat” Kame denies

“It’s unusually large”

“No it’s not”

“Did you have implants in them”

“Of course not, it’s natural”

Jin’s perverted nature kicks in

“May I touch it?” Jin requested “To verify?”

“NO”

“A quick tap will do”

“No, I had enough of you molesting me”

“You’re such a spoil sports” Jin chided

“And you are a pervert”

“Back to your butt” Jin continues 

( butt, ass, behind)